Most Overheard

My camera totally broke over the weekend.

Sad Panda.

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No, it’s not true.

My camera is fine, you guys.  A little world-weary and showing its age around the edges, but completely functioning.

Why would I lie to you?

Here’s the thing- I may have forgotten to take a single picture over the weekend.

Like when I went to Sono Woodfired for dinner on Saturday night.

Or when I enjoyed a beer or two and a bavarian pretzel at Maifest in Lincoln Square on Sunday.

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Good thing other people take pictures of these things or I’d look like a real chump.

For lack of photographic evidence of my weekend, I will instead delight you with a series of the most memorable quotes from the weekend:

“I’ve been trying to get the staff to dance, but some of them are wearing heels.  And this one just won’t perform.”

“Does that guy know he’s wearing a tank top?  Shh, just watch.  I want to see what happens.”

“I’ll have a small, traditional stein please.  No, not the Hofbrau.  I’ll just take the PBR.”

“Pizza really isn’t bad for you when it’s topped with arugula.  I mean, that basically makes it a salad.”

Photos or not, there’s always something to remember the weekend by.

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16 thoughts on “Most Overheard

  1. I have to agree about the arugula thing.

    You’re about as good at lying as I am. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if that is a compliment.

    • Well yeah. I mean, we’re all narcissists here, so if you’re comparing me to yourself it’s gotta be a good thing, right? ;)

  2. I feel that sometimes forgetting the camera means the weekend was extra spectacular.

  3. I am happy you did not actually break your camera, I would be so sad without mine.
    I am suddenly that girl who takes pictures of everything!

  4. Pictures come and go but memorable quotes last forever.

    I don’t think that’s actually a saying but I thought maybe it could apply here. :) Love the one about the arugula pizza salad!

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