I’m not a fancy lady.
Sure, I like to dress up every now and then.
And sure, I get weak in the knees whenever I see lobster.
But really, give me a bar where I can throw my peanut shells on the floor and I’m a happy girl.
Those clubs? Yeah, sure I’ll put on some lycra and pay $32 for a drink occasionally.
But I love daily specials any day of the week.
And my friends? Well sure, sometimes I’ll deal with a speaker positioned right next to my head blasting the beat so loud that I can’t hear them shouting in my ear.
But mostly, I like my friends. And I like hearing what they have to say whilst the jukebox croons in the background.
And dancing? Well, yeah, I like to dance at da club.
But it’s me. I’ll dance anywhere.
For all the dive bars out there, I raise my PBR to you.