My camera totally broke over the weekend.
Sad Panda.
No, it’s not true.
My camera is fine, you guys. A little world-weary and showing its age around the edges, but completely functioning.
Why would I lie to you?
Here’s the thing- I may have forgotten to take a single picture over the weekend.
Like when I went to Sono Woodfired for dinner on Saturday night.
Or when I enjoyed a beer or two and a bavarian pretzel at Maifest in Lincoln Square on Sunday.
Good thing other people take pictures of these things or I’d look like a real chump.
For lack of photographic evidence of my weekend, I will instead delight you with a series of the most memorable quotes from the weekend:
“I’ve been trying to get the staff to dance, but some of them are wearing heels. And this one just won’t perform.”
“Does that guy know he’s wearing a tank top? Shh, just watch. I want to see what happens.”
“I’ll have a small, traditional stein please. No, not the Hofbrau. I’ll just take the PBR.”
“Pizza really isn’t bad for you when it’s topped with arugula. I mean, that basically makes it a salad.”
Photos or not, there’s always something to remember the weekend by.
Well it sounds like you had a fun weekend, even if you don’t have any photographic evidence to prove it.
I have to agree about the arugula thing.
You’re about as good at lying as I am. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if that is a compliment.
Well yeah. I mean, we’re all narcissists here, so if you’re comparing me to yourself it’s gotta be a good thing, right?😉
I feel that sometimes forgetting the camera means the weekend was extra spectacular.
Since hanging out with you, I’ve been convinced that pizza and nachos are ok bc they’re “practically” salad.
That’s why I heart you.
I am happy to help by passing on my delusions to others.🙂
The sad panda made me almost spit out my coffee, and for that I thank you. xo
LOL love the tank top one. My friends and I used to keep a “quote book” and bust it out every time something hilarious was said. We still refer to it when something said needs to be remembered!
Agreed girl. I top my pizza with tons of veggies (and arugula) and call it a salad. Sometimes it’s the healthiest I eat all week..heheh
The last one is true right? Don’t burst my bubble.
Yes, my dear, it’s true. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Arugula pizza a health food? Sure, works for me!
haha hey I recognize some of those statements🙂
Haha, yes you do!🙂
I am happy you did not actually break your camera, I would be so sad without mine.
I am suddenly that girl who takes pictures of everything!
Pictures come and go but memorable quotes last forever.
I don’t think that’s actually a saying but I thought maybe it could apply here.🙂 Love the one about the arugula pizza salad!